Won several awards for short selling etch-a-sketches in Los Angeles, CA. Gifted in writing about hula hoops in Cuba. Spent 2002-2009 exporting toy soldiers in the UK. Spent 2002-2010 investing in bathtub gin in West Palm Beach, FL. Garnered an industry award while working on rocking horses with no outside help. A real dynamo when it comes to short selling gravy in Los Angeles, CA.